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Adopt the rock
Connect a Solana wallet and swap SOL, USDC, or any Solana asset into $JROCK through our Jupiter desk.
Solana · stonk.fun · WBTC holder rewardsThe pet rock
JJAAMMIIEE''SS PPEETT RROOCCKK
The pet rock
that pays in Bitcoin.
“They said Bitcoin does nothing. We taught the rock to stack WBTC.”
Solana/WBTC/Bitcoin
Official market · stonk.funExhibit A · Origin tape01:14
He called it a pet rock.
Jupiter desk
Adopt $JROCK
You pay
You receive
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Quote before you sign · min — · 1.5% slip · Jupiter
Desk is live. $JROCK will lock in as the receive asset once the mint is published.
Exhibit L · awaiting round
Winner 55cD…YT62. 15% seeds the next rock.
WBTC distributed
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Awaiting launch
Market cap
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Live after mint
24h volume
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No tape yet
Next reward
Awaiting launch
Awaiting launch. Live market and WBTC reward figures will appear after the official $JROCK mint is published on StonkFun.
Exhibit A · Filed upstairs
He said it on television.We incorporated the rock.
The insult is the lore. The clip next to Adopt is filed as evidence, not endorsement. Independent parody. No affiliation with the people or networks shown.
Rock's filing
Same rock. Higher standards.
They said Bitcoin does nothing. Eligible $JROCK holders may receive variable WBTC from a 3% StonkFun holder-rewards tax. That is the entire punchline.
Board reel 02 · DexScreenerSignal locked
No signal · Exhibit B
The rock is off-tape.
Awaiting official mint.
This board lights the official DexScreener embed the moment the $JROCK mint is published.
Contract pendingBoard minutes
Wall Street mocked the rock.The rock kept stacking.
01 / PET ROCK MEMO
He said it does nothing.
Jamie called Bitcoin a pet rock. We filed the complaint as a compliment.
02 / PET ROCK MEMO
So we made the rock tradable.
Same smug face. Same navy tie. Now it has a Solana mint and a cardboard desk.
03 / PET ROCK MEMO
This rock pays in Bitcoin.
Eligible holders may receive variable WBTC from StonkFun holder rewards. Same rock. Higher standards.
How the rock gets paid
Three steps. Zero promises.
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Hold the rock
Keep an eligible balance in a supported self-custody wallet. The rock does not do brokerage accounts.
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Get fed WBTC
3% Token-2022 transfer tax is collected in WBTC and paid to eligible holders on StonkFun. Same rock. Higher standards.
- ▸Rewards depend on actual trading activity.
- ▸Amounts and timing can vary.
- ▸Rewards may be small or zero.
- ▸Eligibility, tax, and payout timing follow the live StonkFun reward implementation, not this site.
- ▸JROCK launches as a StonkFun reward coin paired with WBTC (Wormhole). The tax is paid in that quote token.
- ▸Verify transactions and reward distributions on-chain.
- ▸3% of each transfer is planned to go toward eligible holders in WBTC. Amounts follow live volume and are not a yield.
- ▸At launch, 70.05% of supply is planned to be purchased and burned. Verify that transaction on-chain when the receipt is filed.
- ▸A smaller float does not guarantee larger or faster WBTC payouts.
Exhibit C · Incinerator
Buy 70.05%Burn 70.05%Leave more rock per holder
At launch we buy 70.05% of $JROCK supply and send it to the burn. StonkFun holder rewards stay separate: a 3% Token-2022 tax is meant to pay eligible holders in WBTC. Smaller float. Variable Bitcoin. Not a promise.
Live incinerator
Launch burn is armed at 70.05%. StonkFun holder rewards stay on a separate 3% WBTC tax after the mint is live.
0%70.05% launch100%
Launch burn
Armed
70.05% queued at launch
On-chain burns
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Extra burns after the launch buyback
Still circulating
1B
0 $JROCK gone
Burn receipt · Solana transactionSlot open
70.05% launch burn3% to holders in WBTC29.95% remains after launch
Transaction
Receipt pending.
This slot holds the burn transaction once 70.05% of supply is purchased and destroyed. The signature lands here the moment it is on-chain.
Live reward terminal
The rock's books.
Optional enrichment
Train your rock
A shareable parlor trick. It does not affect rewards, eligibility, or the official market.
Teach the rock nothing. It already does something.
The Rockonomics
Facts, not folklore.
Kennel club
Take the rock with you.
“Jamie said Bitcoin was a pet rock. Mine pays me in WBTC. ”
Parody · risk
Jamie’s Pet Rock is an independent parody memecoin created for entertainment. It is not affiliated with, sponsored by or endorsed by Jamie Dimon, JPMorgan Chase, Bitcoin, Wrapped Bitcoin or StonkFun. Holder rewards are variable, depend on platform activity and are not guaranteed. Cryptocurrency is highly speculative and may lose all value.