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Exhibit D · Evidence locker

Too lazy to post?Steal these.

The tape rolls the filings. Hover to hold a card. Copy the line, lift the picture, dump it on X.

01 · Copy the caption02 · Copy the image03 · Post and paste04 · Drop extras in the kennel

Locker tape · 83 filings · hover to steal

01Jamie’s Pet Rock flexing in a navy Bitcoin tie and matching sneakers

Jamie said Bitcoin does nothing. The rock filed a rebuttal.

$JROCK

Post

 

03The rock walking down a sunset alley, seen from behind

Ah shit here we go again.

$JROCK

Post

 

05Close-up of the rock’s eye with a green candlestick chart in the pupil

The rock only sees one chart.

$JROCK

Post

 

07The rock standing in a desert sunset beside a paper-hands figure

Paper hands had a meeting. The rock took minutes.

$JROCK

Post

 

09The rock smiling inside green radar rings

Green rings. The rock has processed the news.

$JROCK

Post

 

11The rock at a trading desk with a hooded intern watching from behind

The intern is watching. The rock is working.

$JROCK

Post

 

13The rock in bed under a navy blanket still wearing its Bitcoin tie

Diamond hands need beauty sleep.

$JROCK

Post

 

15A phone screen showing the rock in bed with JROCK is calling

JROCK is calling. Accept the charges.

$JROCK

Post

 

17The rock pulling a lever while watching a candlestick chart

One more pull. The rock has a system.

$JROCK

Post

 

19The rock on a red carpet in a navy Bitcoin tie with cameras in the dark

Red carpet. The rock brought Bitcoin.

$JROCK

Post

 

21A giant hand squeezing the rock with HODL $JROCK tattooed on the wrist

HODL $JROCK. The rock is not for sale.

$JROCK

Post

 

23The rock wearing glasses and a black Binance hoodie, holding a small yellow logo

Binance sent merch. The rock kept the sneakers.

$JROCK

Post

 

25The rock with blonde hair in a navy suit holding a Bitcoin coin and giving a thumbs up

The rock is considering a run. For Bitcoin.

$JROCK

Post

 

27Two-panel detective rock inspecting a red candle, then swapping in a green candle

The rock found a red candle. It brought a green one.

$JROCK

Post

 

29The rock grinning from a closing elevator beside a Bitcoin tulip

Going up. The rock already pressed the button.

$JROCK

Post

 

31The rock aiming a scope at a crying bear on a blue-sky background

The bears were talking. The rock stopped listening.

$JROCK

Post

 

33The rock peeking through a hole in the dark with a Bitcoin tie

The rock is watching. You were saying?

$JROCK

Post

 

35The rock in a black robe raising one hand and holding a paper like a sworn statement

The rock swears. Bitcoin does something.

$JROCK

Post

 

37The rock laying glowing green bricks with a trowel and holding a green block

The rock is building. Green candles only.

$JROCK

Post

 

39The rock reclining on a pile of gold Bitcoin coins with hands behind its head

The rock sat down. The coins did the rest.

$JROCK

Post

 

41A voxel pet rock sitting in a giant pixelated hand wearing a Bitcoin tie and sneakers

Picked up. The rock is still holding.

$JROCK

Post

 

43The rock in a yellow martial arts gi pointing at the camera

The rock chose you. Fight.

$JROCK

Post

 

45The rock in a fighter-jet cockpit wearing a helmet and headset

Top gun. Still a rock.

$JROCK

Post

 

47Two-panel meme of the rock staring at a red chart, then putting on sunglasses. Caption: I HAVE A PLANNAN

I have a plannan. The rock already put the glasses on.

$JROCK

Post

 

49Two rocks on a bus. One worried. One smiling in sunglasses by the window.

Same bus. Different thesis.

$JROCK

Post

 

51The rock peeking from a dark cloak with a neon blue rim

The rock is in the group chat. You just cannot see it.

$JROCK

Post

 

53The rock reclining in a shopping cart with Bitcoin sneakers kicked up

The rock went shopping. It bought the dip. It stayed in the cart.

$JROCK

Post

 

55The rock standing in a packed stadium under JROCK screens with a crowd of rocks

Sold out. Still a pet rock.

$JROCK

Post

 

57The rock sitting on a green candle seen through an airplane window

Window seat. Green candle. The rock does not check the bag.

$JROCK

Post

 

59A scared rock clinging to a green pole on an airplane wing above the clouds

The candle left the cabin. The rock went with it.

$JROCK

Post

 

61The rock jumping in a blue sky with both hands up

No parachute. The rock is the landing.

$JROCK

Post

 

63The rock in sunglasses and a Bitcoin tie leaning on a burning bar with a whiskey glass

Last call. The rock is still holding.

$JROCK

Post

 

65The rock in sunglasses smoking a cigar with a foot on a table of cash stacks

The rock sat down. The cash stacked itself.

$JROCK

Post

 

67The rock wearing a dark cowl and grey suit with a Bitcoin emblem on the chest

I am the night. Also Bitcoin.

$JROCK

Post

 

69The rock in a black coat and sunglasses holding up one hand while Bitcoin coins freeze in the air

Time stopped. The coins did not.

$JROCK

Post

 

71The rock diving through a vault of gold coins and money bags

The rock fell in. It is not getting out.

$JROCK

Post

 

73The rock at a desk staring at two monitors of candlestick charts

The tape is talking. The rock is listening.

$JROCK

Post

 

75The rock giving a double thumbs up at a formal dinner next to a man in a suit

The rock took the meeting. It brought Bitcoin.

$JROCK

Post

 

77The rock sitting on the moon next to Earth with GM written in clouds

GM from the moon. The rock already made it.

$JROCK

Post

 

79The rock sitting on a white sports car wearing a Bitcoin necklace

The rock bought the car. It kept the tie.

$JROCK

Post

 

81The rock on a beach wearing Bitcoin coins as sunglasses

The rock does not need shades. It is the bag.

$JROCK

Post

 

83The rock standing in a vault of gold coins with Bitcoin coins for eyes

The rock sees coins. That is the point.

$JROCK

Post

 

01Jamie’s Pet Rock flexing in a navy Bitcoin tie and matching sneakers

Jamie said Bitcoin does nothing. The rock filed a rebuttal.

$JROCK

Post

 

03The rock walking down a sunset alley, seen from behind

Ah shit here we go again.

$JROCK

Post

 

05Close-up of the rock’s eye with a green candlestick chart in the pupil

The rock only sees one chart.

$JROCK

Post

 

07The rock standing in a desert sunset beside a paper-hands figure

Paper hands had a meeting. The rock took minutes.

$JROCK

Post

 

09The rock smiling inside green radar rings

Green rings. The rock has processed the news.

$JROCK

Post

 

11The rock at a trading desk with a hooded intern watching from behind

The intern is watching. The rock is working.

$JROCK

Post

 

13The rock in bed under a navy blanket still wearing its Bitcoin tie

Diamond hands need beauty sleep.

$JROCK

Post

 

15A phone screen showing the rock in bed with JROCK is calling

JROCK is calling. Accept the charges.

$JROCK

Post

 

17The rock pulling a lever while watching a candlestick chart

One more pull. The rock has a system.

$JROCK

Post

 

19The rock on a red carpet in a navy Bitcoin tie with cameras in the dark

Red carpet. The rock brought Bitcoin.

$JROCK

Post

 

21A giant hand squeezing the rock with HODL $JROCK tattooed on the wrist

HODL $JROCK. The rock is not for sale.

$JROCK

Post

 

23The rock wearing glasses and a black Binance hoodie, holding a small yellow logo

Binance sent merch. The rock kept the sneakers.

$JROCK

Post

 

25The rock with blonde hair in a navy suit holding a Bitcoin coin and giving a thumbs up

The rock is considering a run. For Bitcoin.

$JROCK

Post

 

27Two-panel detective rock inspecting a red candle, then swapping in a green candle

The rock found a red candle. It brought a green one.

$JROCK

Post

 

29The rock grinning from a closing elevator beside a Bitcoin tulip

Going up. The rock already pressed the button.

$JROCK

Post

 

31The rock aiming a scope at a crying bear on a blue-sky background

The bears were talking. The rock stopped listening.

$JROCK

Post

 

33The rock peeking through a hole in the dark with a Bitcoin tie

The rock is watching. You were saying?

$JROCK

Post

 

35The rock in a black robe raising one hand and holding a paper like a sworn statement

The rock swears. Bitcoin does something.

$JROCK

Post

 

37The rock laying glowing green bricks with a trowel and holding a green block

The rock is building. Green candles only.

$JROCK

Post

 

39The rock reclining on a pile of gold Bitcoin coins with hands behind its head

The rock sat down. The coins did the rest.

$JROCK

Post

 

41A voxel pet rock sitting in a giant pixelated hand wearing a Bitcoin tie and sneakers

Picked up. The rock is still holding.

$JROCK

Post

 

43The rock in a yellow martial arts gi pointing at the camera

The rock chose you. Fight.

$JROCK

Post

 

45The rock in a fighter-jet cockpit wearing a helmet and headset

Top gun. Still a rock.

$JROCK

Post

 

47Two-panel meme of the rock staring at a red chart, then putting on sunglasses. Caption: I HAVE A PLANNAN

I have a plannan. The rock already put the glasses on.

$JROCK

Post

 

49Two rocks on a bus. One worried. One smiling in sunglasses by the window.

Same bus. Different thesis.

$JROCK

Post

 

51The rock peeking from a dark cloak with a neon blue rim

The rock is in the group chat. You just cannot see it.

$JROCK

Post

 

53The rock reclining in a shopping cart with Bitcoin sneakers kicked up

The rock went shopping. It bought the dip. It stayed in the cart.

$JROCK

Post

 

55The rock standing in a packed stadium under JROCK screens with a crowd of rocks

Sold out. Still a pet rock.

$JROCK

Post

 

57The rock sitting on a green candle seen through an airplane window

Window seat. Green candle. The rock does not check the bag.

$JROCK

Post

 

59A scared rock clinging to a green pole on an airplane wing above the clouds

The candle left the cabin. The rock went with it.

$JROCK

Post

 

61The rock jumping in a blue sky with both hands up

No parachute. The rock is the landing.

$JROCK

Post

 

63The rock in sunglasses and a Bitcoin tie leaning on a burning bar with a whiskey glass

Last call. The rock is still holding.

$JROCK

Post

 

65The rock in sunglasses smoking a cigar with a foot on a table of cash stacks

The rock sat down. The cash stacked itself.

$JROCK

Post

 

67The rock wearing a dark cowl and grey suit with a Bitcoin emblem on the chest

I am the night. Also Bitcoin.

$JROCK

Post

 

69The rock in a black coat and sunglasses holding up one hand while Bitcoin coins freeze in the air

Time stopped. The coins did not.

$JROCK

Post

 

71The rock diving through a vault of gold coins and money bags

The rock fell in. It is not getting out.

$JROCK

Post

 

73The rock at a desk staring at two monitors of candlestick charts

The tape is talking. The rock is listening.

$JROCK

Post

 

75The rock giving a double thumbs up at a formal dinner next to a man in a suit

The rock took the meeting. It brought Bitcoin.

$JROCK

Post

 

77The rock sitting on the moon next to Earth with GM written in clouds

GM from the moon. The rock already made it.

$JROCK

Post

 

79The rock sitting on a white sports car wearing a Bitcoin necklace

The rock bought the car. It kept the tie.

$JROCK

Post

 

81The rock on a beach wearing Bitcoin coins as sunglasses

The rock does not need shades. It is the bag.

$JROCK

Post

 

83The rock standing in a vault of gold coins with Bitcoin coins for eyes

The rock sees coins. That is the point.

$JROCK

Post

 

02The rock opening a black coat lined with glowing green candles

The lining is all candles. The rock does not share its coat.

$JROCK

Post

 

04A giant pet rock looming over a suburb in a dust storm

They called it a pet rock. The suburb disagrees.

$JROCK

Post

 

06The rock hanging onto an airplane window shade above the clouds

First class. Still a rock.

$JROCK

Post

 

08The rock panicking with hands on its head inside red radar rings

Red rings. The rock is not selling.

$JROCK

Post

 

10The rock in a fighter jet cockpit with wingmen in the sky

Air support. The rock does not fly commercial.

$JROCK

Post

 

12The rock dressed as a dark knight in a cape and cowl

I am the night. Also a rock.

$JROCK

Post

 

14The rock presenting on a bright screen to a dark boardroom

The board asked for a pet. They got a briefing.

$JROCK

Post

 

16The rock in a navy Bitcoin tie holding a lit joint

The rock is hedging. Recreationally.

$JROCK

Post

 

18The rock riding a tiny bicycle with a serious face

No motor. Still faster than your thesis.

$JROCK

Post

 

20The rock in a white robe on a gold Bitcoin throne holding a Bitcoin coin

The throne is gold. The rock is still a rock.

$JROCK

Post

 

22The rock walking up a giant green chart arrow in Bitcoin sneakers

The chart went up. The rock walked it.

$JROCK

Post

 

24The rock with brown hair in a black X jacket giving a thumbs up

Posted. The rock does not delete tweets.

$JROCK

Post

 

26The rock floating in space with a glowing aura and closed eyes

The rock does not need oxygen. Or a thesis.

$JROCK

Post

 

28The rock in a white astronaut suit floating past dollar bills and waving at the moon

Zero gravity. Still stacking.

$JROCK

Post

 

30Split portrait of the rock in color with a gold Bitcoin pin and in black and white with a silver pin

Color or grayscale. Same rock. Same thesis.

$JROCK

Post

 

32The rock sitting on a cliff in a navy scarf watching the northern lights

The rock sat still. The sky did the work.

$JROCK

Post

 

34X-ray of the rock showing a glowing skeleton, Bitcoin tie, and sneakers

X-ray confirmed. Still a rock. Still Bitcoin.

$JROCK

Post

 

36The rock holding a steaming coffee mug that says GM

GM. The rock already drank yours.

$JROCK

Post

 

38The rock sprinting in Bitcoin sneakers with a city streaking behind it

The rock does not jog. It sprints the thesis.

$JROCK

Post

 

40The rock washing a yellow Lamborghini with a sponge and a soapy yellow bucket

The rock washes its own bags.

$JROCK

Post

 

42The rock on a chessboard holding a red knight with green kings around it

The rock does not play. It takes pieces.

$JROCK

Post

 

44The rock sitting with a Bitcoin coffee mug saying this is fine

This is fine. The rock already knew.

$JROCK

Post

 

46The rock in a yellow gi screaming while ripping metal chains apart

The rock is not locked. The market is.

$JROCK

Post

 

48A hillside swarm of waving pet rocks in Bitcoin ties and sneakers

One rock. Then a kennel. Then the hill.

$JROCK

Post

 

50The rock tossing dollar bills off a rooftop while holding a cash stack

The rock is not dumping. It is distributing.

$JROCK

Post

 

52A hooded rock in a Bitcoin tie standing next to a plain rock

The intern asked who runs the kennel. The hood answered.

$JROCK

Post

 

54The rock lying on grass with sunglasses, arms out, Bitcoin sneakers on

Touch grass. Keep the tie on.

$JROCK

Post

 

56The rock at a trading desk holding a Bitcoin coffee mug in front of green candles

The rock drinks Bitcoin. The chart can wait.

$JROCK

Post

 

58The rock in blue sunglasses giving a thumbs up on a field of ice shards

Ice. The rock already knew.

$JROCK

Post

 

60The rock climbing a tall green candlestick on a dark chart

The rock does not ride the candle. It climbs it.

$JROCK

Post

 

62The rock holding up a sparkling diamond in Bitcoin sneakers

Found a diamond. Still holding the rock.

$JROCK

Post

 

64Six pet rocks riding a green roller coaster under a blue sky

Same ride. Different rocks.

$JROCK

Post

 

66The rock in sunglasses on a boat holding up a fish

The rock went fishing. It caught the bag.

$JROCK

Post

 

68The rock reaching out a gloved hand against a sunburst sky

The rock is offering. Take the handshake.

$JROCK

Post

 

70The rock holding an x-ray that shows a body full of coins

X-ray confirmed. The rock is stacking.

$JROCK

Post

 

72The rock screaming on a red background covered in the letter A

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. The rock saw the candle.

$JROCK

Post

 

74The rock in sunglasses breaking a pink finish tape while a crowd cheers

The rock does not jog. It finishes.

$JROCK

Post

 

76The rock sitting alone on a yellow swing at dusk

The rock sat with it. The candle can wait.

$JROCK

Post

 

78The rock with bloodshot eyes holding a cigarette in front of a conspiracy board

The rock has a board. The thesis is still Bitcoin.

$JROCK

Post

 

80The rock riding a black bull with glowing green eyes

The rock does not fade the bull. It rides it.

$JROCK

Post

 

82The rock standing in the rain with closed eyes and a small smile

Red candle. The rock is still smiling.

$JROCK

Post

 

02The rock opening a black coat lined with glowing green candles

The lining is all candles. The rock does not share its coat.

$JROCK

Post

 

04A giant pet rock looming over a suburb in a dust storm

They called it a pet rock. The suburb disagrees.

$JROCK

Post

 

06The rock hanging onto an airplane window shade above the clouds

First class. Still a rock.

$JROCK

Post

 

08The rock panicking with hands on its head inside red radar rings

Red rings. The rock is not selling.

$JROCK

Post

 

10The rock in a fighter jet cockpit with wingmen in the sky

Air support. The rock does not fly commercial.

$JROCK

Post

 

12The rock dressed as a dark knight in a cape and cowl

I am the night. Also a rock.

$JROCK

Post

 

14The rock presenting on a bright screen to a dark boardroom

The board asked for a pet. They got a briefing.

$JROCK

Post

 

16The rock in a navy Bitcoin tie holding a lit joint

The rock is hedging. Recreationally.

$JROCK

Post

 

18The rock riding a tiny bicycle with a serious face

No motor. Still faster than your thesis.

$JROCK

Post

 

20The rock in a white robe on a gold Bitcoin throne holding a Bitcoin coin

The throne is gold. The rock is still a rock.

$JROCK

Post

 

22The rock walking up a giant green chart arrow in Bitcoin sneakers

The chart went up. The rock walked it.

$JROCK

Post

 

24The rock with brown hair in a black X jacket giving a thumbs up

Posted. The rock does not delete tweets.

$JROCK

Post

 

26The rock floating in space with a glowing aura and closed eyes

The rock does not need oxygen. Or a thesis.

$JROCK

Post

 

28The rock in a white astronaut suit floating past dollar bills and waving at the moon

Zero gravity. Still stacking.

$JROCK

Post

 

30Split portrait of the rock in color with a gold Bitcoin pin and in black and white with a silver pin

Color or grayscale. Same rock. Same thesis.

$JROCK

Post

 

32The rock sitting on a cliff in a navy scarf watching the northern lights

The rock sat still. The sky did the work.

$JROCK

Post

 

34X-ray of the rock showing a glowing skeleton, Bitcoin tie, and sneakers

X-ray confirmed. Still a rock. Still Bitcoin.

$JROCK

Post

 

36The rock holding a steaming coffee mug that says GM

GM. The rock already drank yours.

$JROCK

Post

 

38The rock sprinting in Bitcoin sneakers with a city streaking behind it

The rock does not jog. It sprints the thesis.

$JROCK

Post

 

40The rock washing a yellow Lamborghini with a sponge and a soapy yellow bucket

The rock washes its own bags.

$JROCK

Post

 

42The rock on a chessboard holding a red knight with green kings around it

The rock does not play. It takes pieces.

$JROCK

Post

 

44The rock sitting with a Bitcoin coffee mug saying this is fine

This is fine. The rock already knew.

$JROCK

Post

 

46The rock in a yellow gi screaming while ripping metal chains apart

The rock is not locked. The market is.

$JROCK

Post

 

48A hillside swarm of waving pet rocks in Bitcoin ties and sneakers

One rock. Then a kennel. Then the hill.

$JROCK

Post

 

50The rock tossing dollar bills off a rooftop while holding a cash stack

The rock is not dumping. It is distributing.

$JROCK

Post

 

52A hooded rock in a Bitcoin tie standing next to a plain rock

The intern asked who runs the kennel. The hood answered.

$JROCK

Post

 

54The rock lying on grass with sunglasses, arms out, Bitcoin sneakers on

Touch grass. Keep the tie on.

$JROCK

Post

 

56The rock at a trading desk holding a Bitcoin coffee mug in front of green candles

The rock drinks Bitcoin. The chart can wait.

$JROCK

Post

 

58The rock in blue sunglasses giving a thumbs up on a field of ice shards

Ice. The rock already knew.

$JROCK

Post

 

60The rock climbing a tall green candlestick on a dark chart

The rock does not ride the candle. It climbs it.

$JROCK

Post

 

62The rock holding up a sparkling diamond in Bitcoin sneakers

Found a diamond. Still holding the rock.

$JROCK

Post

 

64Six pet rocks riding a green roller coaster under a blue sky

Same ride. Different rocks.

$JROCK

Post

 

66The rock in sunglasses on a boat holding up a fish

The rock went fishing. It caught the bag.

$JROCK

Post

 

68The rock reaching out a gloved hand against a sunburst sky

The rock is offering. Take the handshake.

$JROCK

Post

 

70The rock holding an x-ray that shows a body full of coins

X-ray confirmed. The rock is stacking.

$JROCK

Post

 

72The rock screaming on a red background covered in the letter A

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. The rock saw the candle.

$JROCK

Post

 

74The rock in sunglasses breaking a pink finish tape while a crowd cheers

The rock does not jog. It finishes.

$JROCK

Post

 

76The rock sitting alone on a yellow swing at dusk

The rock sat with it. The candle can wait.

$JROCK

Post

 

78The rock with bloodshot eyes holding a cigarette in front of a conspiracy board

The rock has a board. The thesis is still Bitcoin.

$JROCK

Post

 

80The rock riding a black bull with glowing green eyes

The rock does not fade the bull. It rides it.

$JROCK

Post

 

82The rock standing in the rain with closed eyes and a small smile

Red candle. The rock is still smiling.

$JROCK

Post

 

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