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$JROCKawaiting launch•Live tapeBTC$77,209.00-0.09%•

$JROCKawaiting launch•

Live tapeBTC$77,209.00-0.09%•

$JROCKawaiting launch•Live tapeBTC$77,209.00-0.09%•

$JROCKawaiting launch•Live tapeBTC$77,209.00-0.09%•

$JROCKawaiting launch•

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Exhibit D · Evidence locker

Too lazy to post?Steal these.

The tape rolls the filings. Hover to hold a card. Copy the line, lift the picture, dump it on X.

01 · Copy the caption02 · Copy the image03 · Post and paste04 · Drop extras in the kennel

Locker tape · 18 filings · hover to steal

01

Jamie’s Pet Rock flexing in a navy Bitcoin tie and matching sneakers

Jamie said Bitcoin does nothing. The rock filed a rebuttal.

$JROCK

03

The rock walking down a sunset alley, seen from behind

Ah shit here we go again.

$JROCK

05

Close-up of the rock’s eye with a green candlestick chart in the pupil

The rock only sees one chart.

$JROCK

07

The rock standing in a desert sunset beside a paper-hands figure

Paper hands had a meeting. The rock took minutes.

$JROCK

09

The rock smiling inside green radar rings

Green rings. The rock has processed the news.

$JROCK

11

The rock at a trading desk with a hooded intern watching from behind

The intern is watching. The rock is working.

$JROCK

13

The rock in bed under a navy blanket still wearing its Bitcoin tie

Diamond hands need beauty sleep.

$JROCK

15

A phone screen showing the rock in bed with JROCK is calling

JROCK is calling. Accept the charges.

$JROCK

17

The rock pulling a lever while watching a candlestick chart

One more pull. The rock has a system.

$JROCK

01

Jamie’s Pet Rock flexing in a navy Bitcoin tie and matching sneakers

Jamie said Bitcoin does nothing. The rock filed a rebuttal.

$JROCK

03

The rock walking down a sunset alley, seen from behind

Ah shit here we go again.

$JROCK

05

Close-up of the rock’s eye with a green candlestick chart in the pupil

The rock only sees one chart.

$JROCK

07

The rock standing in a desert sunset beside a paper-hands figure

Paper hands had a meeting. The rock took minutes.

$JROCK

09

The rock smiling inside green radar rings

Green rings. The rock has processed the news.

$JROCK

11

The rock at a trading desk with a hooded intern watching from behind

The intern is watching. The rock is working.

$JROCK

13

The rock in bed under a navy blanket still wearing its Bitcoin tie

Diamond hands need beauty sleep.

$JROCK

15

A phone screen showing the rock in bed with JROCK is calling

JROCK is calling. Accept the charges.

$JROCK

17

The rock pulling a lever while watching a candlestick chart

One more pull. The rock has a system.

$JROCK

02

The rock opening a black coat lined with glowing green candles

The lining is all candles. The rock does not share its coat.

$JROCK

04

A giant pet rock looming over a suburb in a dust storm

They called it a pet rock. The suburb disagrees.

$JROCK

06

The rock hanging onto an airplane window shade above the clouds

First class. Still a rock.

$JROCK

08

The rock panicking with hands on its head inside red radar rings

Red rings. The rock is not selling.

$JROCK

10

The rock in a fighter jet cockpit with wingmen in the sky

Air support. The rock does not fly commercial.

$JROCK

12

The rock dressed as a dark knight in a cape and cowl

I am the night. Also a rock.

$JROCK

14

The rock presenting on a bright screen to a dark boardroom

The board asked for a pet. They got a briefing.

$JROCK

16

The rock in a navy Bitcoin tie holding a lit joint

The rock is hedging. Recreationally.

$JROCK

18

The rock riding a tiny bicycle with a serious face

No motor. Still faster than your thesis.

$JROCK

02

The rock opening a black coat lined with glowing green candles

The lining is all candles. The rock does not share its coat.

$JROCK

04

A giant pet rock looming over a suburb in a dust storm

They called it a pet rock. The suburb disagrees.

$JROCK

06

The rock hanging onto an airplane window shade above the clouds

First class. Still a rock.

$JROCK

08

The rock panicking with hands on its head inside red radar rings

Red rings. The rock is not selling.

$JROCK

10

The rock in a fighter jet cockpit with wingmen in the sky

Air support. The rock does not fly commercial.

$JROCK

12

The rock dressed as a dark knight in a cape and cowl

I am the night. Also a rock.

$JROCK

14

The rock presenting on a bright screen to a dark boardroom

The board asked for a pet. They got a briefing.

$JROCK

16

The rock in a navy Bitcoin tie holding a lit joint

The rock is hedging. Recreationally.

$JROCK

18

The rock riding a tiny bicycle with a serious face

No motor. Still faster than your thesis.

$JROCK

Dump it in the kennel Follow the rock Adopt the rock

Official kennel is Telegram. Official noise is X. Leave the original thought at home.